So… Like “The Hipster Olympics” were held in Germany over the weekend. YOLO- you know what I mean?

In stark contrast to The “Actual Olympics” (registered trademark; Capilatism, man.) The 2012 Hipster Olympiade is a showcase of not caring, selfish boasting, and petty showmanship.

There are a load more photos here (mostly taken on Instagram, obvs.). Under the cut some Australian “hipsters” sum up the real Olympics in a way that only hipsters can, also quite accurately: